Contact Us

So you want to contact us. Congratulations.

But first, you need to ask yourself if the reason you want to contact us is weird or annoying.

If the answer to either is yes, please close this page immediately.

If the answer to both is no, proceed with caution.

To contact us via electronic mail you have three options:

  1. Use the contact form on this page. (not preferred)
  2. Send an E-message to the address below. (not preferred)
  3. Ask yourself if the message you intend on sending really even matters when you take into account the fact that the diameter of the observable universe is 93 billion light years wide, and scientists estimate that number to be only 4% the entire universe so maybe instead of wasting your precious time on this earth by sending us a message you might regret, instead you should do something significant like devoting your life to helping underpriveliged youth, or becoming an advocate and voice for the millions of voiceless animals needlessly killed every day for no other reason than their taste, or organize a clean up trash day at your local disc golf course, or just trying to being a better person. (preferred)

Email: thehuckingtonpost (at)

Address: 42069 Hyzerflip Dr. Gotham City, Neverland 10017